01 · The problem
“Where are we?” isn't a database problem.
You already have a tracker. You still ask every morning because the tracker only knows what people remembered to type into it — the real status is in Slack, in someone's head, in a DM they meant to post. An AI that summarises the board faster just gives you a prettier version of the same stale answer.
02 · What you need
Nothing changes without your say-so.
She asks the owner, verifies what comes back, and then waits. Every change to your tracker arrives as a before/after diff — what it would do and why — and sits there until you answer. The chasing runs on its own; the decisions stay yours.
03 · How it runs
The status loop, run for you.
Set where the asking happens and what an answer gets checked against. Every step rewrites itself to match — and when the chase comes from the team's coordinator rather than from you, it reads as process, not a personal favour.
04 · What it's worth
She doesn't plan your roadmap.
She won't write your sprint goals, prioritise your backlog or decide what ships. If you want an AI that invents the project, this isn't it. She runs the loop underneath the plan you already made, so the plan and reality stop drifting apart.